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Eve Parodied to Pop music: "Polarizer"

A side effect of reading Eve as music played in the store. Warning. This is pop music for all the music purists. Nothing of interest beyond the cut. I'm sadly caught up in a rather creative spell due to trying to write fiction. This appears to be a random side effect.


Real lyrics.
Music Video.

"Polarizer"

Unknown site,
Where you from, where you going?
I probed you
I gotta clue, where you're spawning?
You can open brand new to all the other systems out here all your want
But I know what you are, where you are, wormhole

Looking in you
Gettin more than just dscan
Wormhole, you
Got all the POS with their bubbles up
Cloaking like a good scout, but I bookmark when I jump in,
I know where you are, I saw you talk in local

Polarizer, Polarizer, Polarizer
You're a Polarizer, oh Polarizer oh
You're a Polarizer, wormhole
You you you are, You you you are
Polarizer, Polarizer, Polarizer (Polarizer)

Oh Hole, don't try to front
I know just where you are
Oh Hole, don't try to front
I know just where you are
You got me scanning'
You're oh so stable'
But I can jump it
Polarizer

Oh POS, don't try to front
I know just where you are
Oh corp, don't try to front
I know just where you are
You say I'm bubbled
I got your tacs down
You're nothin' but a
Polarizer counting down

Black hole systems
You got the shield boosts of chimera
Too bad for you
You just can't find the right companion star
I guess when you have too many exits, makes it hard
But probings easy, oh where you are
And that's just what you are, stable

Sleeper sites
My scan sees, you're fully spawned
You think that I
Would be a victim not of a bait camp?
Scan it, probe it how you wanna
But no way I'm ever gonna fall for this, I never bit, warping cloaked

Polarizer, Polarizer, Polarizer
You're a Polarizer, oh Polarizer oh
You're a Polarizer, wormhole
You you you are, You you you are
Polarizer, Polarizer, Polarizer (Polarizer)

C4, don't try to stunt
I know just what you are
C5, don't try to front
I know just where you are
You got me proben'
You know your static?'
But I can find it
You Polarizer

Maybe if we both lived in a different hold
(Polarizer, Polarizer, Polarizer, Polarizer)
It would be all good fights and maybe I could scan your hole, but I can't cause we fought

Polarizer, Polarizer, Polarizer
You're a Polarizer, oh Polarizer oh
You're a Polarizer, wormhole
You you you are, You you you are
Polarizer, Polarizer, Polarizer (Polarizer)

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  1. Get this to Sindel immediately! What a music video that would make too!

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